Fashion Disaster Chicago

Grown man caught on three offenses:

1. Still carrying the same ratty pen and highlighter marked backpack from junior high.
2. SOCKS AND SANDALS. ew.
3. Apparently having grown two sizes bigger than sandals allow still doesn’t warrant a reason to get a new pair.

Toms makes wedges now? ….Since when?

The concept of Toms makes sense, sure….comfy affordable shoes and a pair gets donated to a child in need.

Our question: Are they donating wedges to these children too?

These are hideous. End of story.

Ahoy commuters!

Can anyone say ‘Hugh Hefner syndrome’??

Isn’t the “one night stand, morning after, I just stole this dude’s shirt” look inappropriate office attire?

Get a shirt that fits you properly.

Let’s just say it was truly an honor to ride the CTA brown line with this guitar hero. Don’t call us groupies because we were not buying into this look.

Your childhood guitar backpack left us speechless.

How does anyone take you seriously?

Oh Harry Potter, if you can fly on a broom, why are you on the el?

If you’re all about movies/books for children, that’s fine. Why do you feel the need to look like your favorite mythical character? (especially if that character is a boy and you are a female…)

Hipster fashion or wanna-be child actor? You decide. Either way, we don’t support it.

(Thanks to @_JanetA for sending this in.)

FashionDisasterChi …doing good?

Did horrendous-dress-girl hear our gasp of exclaim from across the platform? We did our charitable part. Look at the improvement!

Pajama pants in public. Clunky “mandal” leather shoes… NEW GAME: man or woman? Answer: sadly, this is a woman… And in her 20s too! What a shame, what a shame! Just as leggings are not pants… Pajamas in public are not appropriate over the age of 3!

Nothing says come hither than legs spread in man stance in a see through dress and hot pink hooker heels on a weekday in the loop. Not to mention, the print of this dress looks like a zebra carcass died and it’s nasty mess was woven into what’s now her dress. Nasty.

Tacky bronze boy bangle. I don’t know what’s worse, his douchey poking-peoples-backs-and-I-don’t-care stance or the fact that indeed, he is wearing a bronze boy bangle.

[shudder]