Fashion Disaster Chicago

More man-pris?!? Come on Chicago. #fdc

Is it just us, or are the rats in Chicago getting bigger and bigger each year?

Someone get us the number to the exterminator.

Flashback Friday!

Weren’t the 90s great for fashion? Fashion disasters at least. We don’t miss those butterfly clips and plastic chokers, and while NSync will always have a soft spot in our hearts, we certainly don’t miss these boy band outfits.

men + plaid = unending love

Holy F*ing Footies. Laziness has reached a whole new level with this snuggies for your feeties. #FashionNOT peoples, how lazy can we become?

Just in case you can’t see: 70+ white gramps is wearing an “in memorium” jacket… for TUPAC. HAHAHA

Words can’t express our equally intense feelings of glee and shock.

Winter chills expected soon: time to break out your hideous winter gear.

Chicagoans all live by the unwritten rule that function outweighs fashion in the hazardous winter months, but that’s no excuse to go full on ugly.

Thanks, but no thanks: we’ll be avoiding the “dressed like a bear” trend this winter.

Ho, ho, HOLY COW!

Anime LIVE! This knit cap atop a white skirt IN THE RAIN with raindow brite tights with 3-inch thick platform sketcher sneakers was just asking to be a part of our tiny blog.

Not to mention the two-sizes too small shinny, puffy red coat: the winter holiday season is upon us!

Look a giant! No… It’s a person wearing a MINI BACKPACK! (Note; this is a non-Halloween related photo) Break out the chokers and ill-fitting jean jackets, y’all. Apparently the 90s are back in full swing.

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The 80s threw up on her windbreaker!

The only things missing: neon plastic hoop earrings, crimped and teased side ponytail and [gasp] leggings as pants. Sick!