Fashion Disaster Chicago |
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oh hell no.
who bedazzles a hundred dollar bill to the back of their denim jacket?
file this under: “what the…” & “DISASTER”
Ho, ho, HOLY COW!
Anime LIVE! This knit cap atop a white skirt IN THE RAIN with raindow brite tights with 3-inch thick platform sketcher sneakers was just asking to be a part of our tiny blog.
Not to mention the two-sizes too small shinny, puffy red coat: the winter holiday season is upon us!
are you planning on going out of the house in pj pants and a giant t-shirt?….don’t.
unlike those hideous pants, we’re not smiling.
and you guys all thought Steve Irwin was gone forever.
False!
He actually works at the mall… disguised as a woman… with an obnoxious teal floppy hat.
that is way too much khaki for us to stomach…cringe.
The 80s threw up on her windbreaker!
The only things missing: neon plastic hoop earrings, crimped and teased side ponytail and [gasp] leggings as pants. Sick!
Bitch we’d look sad too if our outfit made us look like a dirty hobo.
Who in their right mind would pay (and a staggering $85 at that!) for a stained t-shirt? DIY for this sad, dirty “fashion” = buy a 25 cent t-shirt from the thrift store, make a 50 cent cup of coffee at home and fling the entire thing at your left boob.
Warning: contents may be hot. If you’re stupid enough to wear this fashion, you should be warned hot coffee will probably burn.
Who remembers these hideous platform flip flops?
Now, they are an apparent trend amongst washed out/frazzled/80s hair moms.
Time to throw these suckers out and let those rancid shoes die in peace.
when your ugly jean mini skirt is so short that your ass could fall out at any moment, perhaps you need a closet makeover.
How many times do we have to see this??
Socks and mandals. Barf.
A family dressed in their best…
Matching camouflage for everyone…yes, even the baby in the carrier.
How are you supposed to keep track of your children when you dress them to blend in with their surroundings?!
Oh wait, you’re in the city….not the forest. Never mind.
Poor kids.