Fashion Disaster Chicago

Meow.

Oh hell no.

Fashion disaster: home decor version.

Swiffer makes coats now. That must be handy for cleaning up those el seats.

Thanks for your help, fashion disaster!

let’s play a game called ‘I’m going to put on every mismatched thing I own today’ (and then go to Target)

a skirt cape, over pantaloons, over knit crop leggings, with a side of striped socks and unfortunate flats.

enjoy your WTFriday everyone.

well well, look at this skank.

you’re shopping the Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual sale…not trying to get gang-banged in a club.

Also, it’s winter.

Is it just us, or are the rats in Chicago getting bigger and bigger each year?

Someone get us the number to the exterminator.

are you planning on going out of the house in pj pants and a giant t-shirt?….don’t.

unlike those hideous pants, we’re not smiling.

So there are those kinds of people who jump right into fall in Chicago. They buy into the changing of the seasons right away and embrace plush sweaters, cozy scarves and all varieties of boots.

Then there are people like this fashion disaster who refuse to give up their summer ‘uniform’ no matter how cold it gets. Sure any fashion mess would love to take overall shorts and pair them with high knee socks - but sorry honey, that doesn’t equal pants. Nice try with the excessive layering too but with this Chicago chill on its way, you’ll wish you had opted for something more (fashionably) practical.

Good luck walking through the fall rain and winter snow in your converse.

Why are you wearing a tail?

The rat problem in Chicago is getting out of control. First they take over our alleys, then our homes, and now they’ve come to invade our Starbucks’.

Run for your lives!